Have you smelt their feet?

How do you keep a fish from smelling?

Cut of its nose.

What's black and white and green and brown?

A cow with a runny nose in a muddly field.

What did the hen say when she saw a scrambled egg?

"There goes my crazy mixed-up kid.
"
Little sausage dog,

Crossing the street,

Here comes a motor car,

Now it's sausage meat!

What do fish take to stay alive?

Vitamin sea.

What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?

A lawn mooer.

Mary: My budgie keeps laying square egg!

Sue: Thats amazing! Can it talk aswell?

Mary: Yes, but only on word.

Sue: Whats that?

Mary: Ouch!

What dog smell of onions?

A hot dog.

When is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path?

When you are a mouse.

What´ the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly and a fly can´t bird.