Guys, what is it about girls in bikinis?

It seems that guys go CRAZY when they see a fit girl in a bikini (even w. small-medium boobs). What is it about a swimsuit that makes guys go crazy? Girls go crazy when a guy has a fit body and has a shirt off but we keep it in check (some of us)...

It's Darwin my dear.

The guys who don't go crazy have fewer sons.

Hence we are he sons of the men who did go crazy.

The swimsuit is close to naked, which is close to sex, which is what's driving us crazy.

As for understanding why guys can't keep it in check,
Close your female eyes and imagine what being a guy is like:

- you can't get pregnant
- you aren't going to get smacked around
- The more sex you have the MORE your friends respect you
- Your clit is 6 inches long & dangling in your jeans all day.

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