Egypt: How do you say stupid food in Italiano?

What do you think is the stupidest food you have ever eaten?

ana just now I bought a pizza from the supermarket, and it had a half olive on top, and I love olives. Fa ro7t 3adetha hamm, and I almost broke my tooth 3ashan kan feih bezra mesta7'abiya ta7tiha..

Fe3lan stupid food

Plz translate the above to Italiano.

yeah,re3'ef el 3esh !!
tela2y feh zalat we 6oob we raml....y3ny anything comes to ur mind could be found in it :O we da kolo 3ashan be 5 piasters lel nas el 3'alaba..:S!!

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